"Go on, have another one!" Godfather urged, placing the beer in front of his jittery guest.
"Gee, I don't know Mr. Godfather!" Crash exclaimed, glancing nervously at the beer. "I'm really not s'posed to drink!"
"Don't worry boy, it won't hurtcha," Godfather, who was already fairly drunk himself, slurred. He raised an eyebrow under his garish purple hat. "What, ya 'fraid a ho'll take advantage of ya? I gave ‘em all the night off!" He laughed, tapping on the top of the beer can. "Ya need to loosen up, jitterbug!"
Crash bit his lip, then picked up the beer, opening it and taking a big swallow. He made an ugly face, setting it back down. "I think this one's gone bad!" he exclaimed.
Godfather laughed again. "Ya really don't drink much, do ya hon?"
"No sir," Crash replied. "I don't drink at all, my cuz won't let me!"
"Well he ain't here." Godfather pushed the beer back at Crash. "Drink up, it'll taste better after a few cans go in ya."
"Well, I guess. As long as ya don't mean the actual cans, just the stuff in ‘em!" Crash took a seat across from Godfather as the other man roared with laughter, closing his eyes tightly, then chugging down the rest of the can.
- Several hours later -
"Yeeehaw, this looks like a great place!" Godfather exclaimed, pulling the intoxicated little wrestler on his arm along with him.
Crash looked around, dazed, as they stumbled into the bustling gay bar. "Wow," he breathed. "Did we get invited to a party?"
"Sure did. And woowee, lookit this!" Godfather hollered, twirling around in a big circle and grinning in every direction.
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout," Crash hummed, doing the motions along with the song. He giggled. "I ain't never been to a bar that played that song before!"
"Boy, whatcha doin'?" Godfather just gave him a strange look, before starting to spin around in place, waving his cane around his head like a lasso. "It's rainin' men!" he hollered. "Mother nature's a single boy too, woohoohoo, it's rainin' men!"
One of the men dancing nearby gave them
both a strange look. "The song is 'Sweet Dreams', you crazy drunks!" he
shouted.