Edge woke up alone in bed. "Baby?" he called, glancing around the still hotel room.
Christian stuck his head out of the bathroom door, his face covered in shaving cream and a razor in his hand. "Right here." He popped back into the small room, quickly finishing up his shave.
Edge yawned, stretching out his limbs luxuriously and running a hand through his rumpled blonde hair. "Hugh leave?"
"Uh huh, soon after I got up," Christian replied.
"Cool." Edge yawned again, stretching some more as he slowly returned to full consciousness. A moment later, Christian emerged from the bathroom, his face soft and smooth and his goatee perfectly trimmed. He went to his bag and started digging through it, searching for something to wear. Edge propped himself up on his elbows, licking his lips and enjoying the view of Christian's ass the other man's position allowed him. "Baby," Edge purred, waggling a finger seductively at the his beautiful lover. "Come here and gimme some nookie."
"Just a sec." Christian pulled a few things out of his bag, a frown touching his full lips. "I don't have anything to wear!" he exclaimed. "I don't want to go to breakfast in any of these, because HE has seen me in all of them, and HE might be there."
Edge crossed his arms. "You shouldn't be so silly, babe! The only reason he's not over here getting his brains fucked out by us right now is because WE DON'T WANT HIM! Stop acting like it's the other way round. We don't want him, and we don't need him. If he wants to sleep with Rhyno, why should that bother us? We can have any man we want, and we just don't want him. Now get your ass over here and kiss me."
Christian set down the two shirts he was comparing, smiling a little as he crawled onto the bed with his lover. "Damn right," he murmured. He threw his arms around Edge's neck, the two blondes' lips meeting in a passionate kiss. "We DON'T want him," Christian stated as Edge's lips trailed down his jaw. "Not one bit!"
"Certainly not," Edge purred. He brought their lips together again, cutting off all further conversation.
Meanwhile, next door Rob found himself in a rather awkward position. He was half buried under a heavy and, even in his sleep, ferocious looking man-beast, who's arm was wrapped about his waist and clinging quite tightly. Rob tried moving around a bit to loosen Rhyno's hold, but nothing he did had any effect. Finally he gave up, deciding he would just have to wait until Rhyno awoke, and hope the other man wasn't in the mood for a repeat of the previous night. He sighed loudly as he heard moans start to filter in from the next door room. He closed his eyes, remembering wistfully all the times he had watched Edge and Christian together, and even participated in the action. He wished fervently that he could somehow transport himself to the next room and join the two beauties, rather than being stuck under a heavy, sweaty, and somewhat smelly man-beast.
"Nice sound to wake up to."
Rob jumped, his eyes turning to Rhyno's face. The other man's eyes were open, and he was grinning broadly. Rob swallowed and nodded. "Yeah, it is."
Rhyno nodded vigorously. "Edge let Rhyno watch once. Rhyno never forget! So pretty!" The man-beast sat up, much to Rob's relief, and climbed out of the bed, walking into the bathroom naked. He turned back to Rob when he reached the door. "You go now," he ordered, making shooing motions. "Sex done."
"Right." Rob nodded, climbing out of bed and grabbing his clothes. He hastily dressed, watching the bathroom door nervously for fear Rhyno would change his mind. The second he was decent, he bolted for the door, heaving a huge sigh of relief as he stepped into the corridor. "Oh, what a night," he groaned, leaning his head back against the wall.
"Was he that good?"
Rob jumped for the second time in as many minutes, staring wide-eyed at Christian. The blonde was standing before him with narrowed eyes, his arms crossed over his chest. "You are such a slut, Rob!" the blonde beauty spat. "I can't believe Edge and I ever did anything with you! But go ahead, sleep your way around the roster, not like we care. We had our own fun last night!" Christian smirked, tossing his golden hair over his shoulder. "I'm sure you heard."
Rob shook his head, trying his best to hide how much the blonde's words had stung him. "I didn't; sorry."
"You didn't?" Christian looked annoyed. "But you must've! We were really loud! Edge and I decided it was time to have some fun with others, too, so it wasn't just us! How could you not have heard?"
Rob shrugged. "I was probably asleep by then. Last night was, um, pretty intense," he admitted with a blush.
"Was it really?" Christian tossed his hair again. "You know, Rob, if you keep sleeping around like this you'll never have ANY chance of getting with me or Edge ever again!" His eyes narrowed. "And I can promise you that. If you stop being such a slut for a while, we MIGHT consider it."
Rob glared at him, feeling insult and outrage boiling up inside of him. "Do you really think you're so unbelievably incredible that you can order me around?" Rob snapped. "I'll sleep with whoever the hell I want to! And for your information, I had an absolutely incredible night of sex with Rhyno last night! He's better than you two actually; a lot better!" Every word was a lie, and Rob knew it, but that didn't stop him from saying them. He cursed himself for making things worse as he saw Christian's eyes narrow further.
"Fine," Christian hissed through gritted teeth. "Go fuck him again then, why don't you! But let me tell you, if you do, you can just kiss any chance of making up with me and Edge goodbye!"
Rob crossed his arms, about to reply when a high pitched squeal from the other end of the hall cut him off. "Rrrrrrrroooooooobbbbbbbbb!" Jeff Hardy yelled, grinning like an idiot. "I've found you at last!" He turned, shouting down the hall, "Matt, Matt, I found him!! And Chrissy too! And they are both SO interested in us, I can tell from looking at them!"
Both Rob and Christian blanched, sharing a look of horror than diving for the nearest door, which led to Edge and Christian's room. Christian opened the door and shoved Rob away, glaring at him angrily. "Get lost! Go play with the Hardy Toys if you love sleeping around so much!"
"Christian, please, just let me in for a second!" Rob pleaded, glancing nervously down the hall. "Please! I'm sorry for everything I said, just please please give me sanctuary!"
Christian scoffed. "So you can try to seduce me and Edge again, after the way you've been acting? I don't think to! Goodbye!" He promptly slammed the door in the other man's face.
"Rrrrrrrrrrooooooobbbbb! Come here!" Jeff called, waving frantically from the other side of the hall. "Matt!" he screamed. "Come ON!" He turned back to Rob, batting his eyelashes at the petrified looking super star. "I just LOVE hottie chasing! We'll chase you around for a while, then run back here and we'll have sooooo much fun," Jeff explained, gesturing to their room. "Matt I'm just gonna chase him without you if you don't come now!" he screamed at his brother. He blinked, looking around. "Matt?"
"Boo!" Suddenly a form leapt out from behind Rob and tackled him. Rob screamed, feeling his heart race with shock. He quicky untangled himself from the older Hardy, sprinting down the hall while Matt ran after him determinedly.
"Hey wait for me!" Jeff cried, running after the fleeing superstar and his brother.
Rob ran as fast as he could, sprinting for an elevator which was just opening up before him. He skidded to a sudden halt when the doors opened to reveal the duo Christian liked to call Machine Man and Justa Creep - who just happened to be the other two men in the federation who had a reputation for chasing less than willing men around.
"Shit!" Rob exclaimed, diving for a stairwell as Lance and Justin joined in the chase. He ran all over the hotel, his heart pounding and his breath thundering in his lungs, as the four others chased after him. Finally he raced back onto the floor he had started on, leading Jeff to squeal that he was heading to their room for the promised ‘fun'. Really Rob was hoping the Edge and Christian would take pity on him and let him hide in their room again. He ran to their door, pounding on it desperately but getting no reaction. Frantically, he tried the handle of the door next to it. Finding it open, he stumbled into the room, slamming and locking the door behind him. He leaned back against the door, taking a deep breath and letting out a sigh of relief.
"Rhyno knew Rob would come back!"
Rob's eyes widened. He stared at the man-beast, who was standing near the bed, dripping from his shower and still very naked. The brunette was grinning ferally, his eyes burning with lust. "Um, I, um, I was just, uh, hiding from, from the Hardys, and, um, I really should, uh, be going," Rob stuttered nervously.
Rhyno laughed. "Rob funny. Now Rob come here." He crawled onto the bed, shooting Rob an alluring look and crooking his finger at the other man, beckoning him closer.
"Rrrrrrooooooobbbbb," came Jeff's muffled scream through the door, accompanied by the sound of pounding fists. "You're in the wrong room!"
Rhyno's eyes narrowed. He promptly stood up, marched over to the door, and, after shoving Rob out of the way and in the direction of the bed, yanked open the door. He came face to face with Jeff, who turned white upon seeing the naked and angry man-best. "Rob fuck RHYNO, not Hardy," the man-beast growled. "Hardy get lost or get hurt."
"We are so sorry," Matt apologized. "We were looking for another room, weren't we Jeff?"
Jeff scowled, pouting as Matt led him away. "I guess," he muttered.
Rhyno nodded and closed the door, turning his eyes back to Rob. The other man was standing nervously in the middle of the room, looking very uncomfortable. "What waiting for?" Rhyno demanded. "Clothes off!"
"Um, well the thing is, I - " Rob began, not able to finish his sentence as he was tackled by the man-beast. Rhyno pushed Rob back onto the bed, ferociously kissing him as he yanked off the other man's clothes. Rob found he couldn't get even one word in edgewise, and before he knew it, Rhyno was straddling his bare hips.
"Rob like Rhyno," Rhyno growled, looking appreciatively at Rob's cock, which was hard despite the other man's resistance. "Rob want Rhyno now?" He raised himself up, positioning the tip of Rob's cock at his entrance, just holding that position for a moment until Rob was panting with lust.
"Yes," Rob panted, thinking he was going to go crazy if he had to feel Rhyno against him for even a moment longer without being inside him.
"Rob want this?" Rhyno growled, lowering himself just enough to encompass the tip of Rob's cock in his body.
"Yes!" Rob groaned, trying to thrust his hips up further.
"Rob want it fast?" Rhyno sunk down another inch, his slow progress driving Rob absolutely crazy.
"Yes! God yes!" Rob exclaimed.
"And hard?" Rhyno growled. Rob nodded his head emphatically. "Good." Rhyno grinned, his eyes alight with lust. "Cos that how Rob get it!" With that, he slammed himself down all the way, making Rob howl with the sensation. He began to bounce on Rob with the same animal passion they had shared last night, both of them moaning uncontrollably.
Next door, Christian was pacing the length of the room, absolutely livid. "That BITCH!" he yelled. "I told him. I told him if he did it again, we were through, for good, forever, no chance of us EVER getting back together! And what does he do? He goes and fucks Rhyno not 20 minutes later! Well, he's really done it now! Neither of us will ever touch him again! Ever!"
"Baby, calm down!" Edge exclaimed. "WE dumped him, remember?"
"Yes." Christian took a deep breath, his lip jutting out in a huge pout. He walked over to Edge and curled up in his lap, cuddling up to his lover. "Well screw Rob. Like we need him."
"We only need each other," Edge told Christian firmly, holding the smaller man's body tightly against him.
"Yeah." Christian just sighed, staring blankly at the wall.
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