"Dammit, would you just sign!"
Hunter looked up with a smirk. "Why should I?"
Billy let out a frustrated sign. "Hunter, I'm getting married in a few days! I need you to sign this annulment now!"
"As I said, I don't see why I should." Hunter crossed his arms over his chest. "What's in it for me?"
Billy threw his hands up in the air. "I don't know! Being single!"
"Well maybe I want to give this marriage a shot," Hunter replied.
"This isn't a marriage!" Billy exclaimed. "We got drunk in Vegas for god's sake!"
"It's a legal marriage," Hunter retorted. He smirked. "Enough to stop you from marrying Chuck on Thursday."
Billy groaned, taking a deep breath to keep himself calm. "Hunter, please," he begged. "I love Chuck. I love him with all my heart and I want to be with him. If he finds out about this - this mistake between you and I, he'll leave me! And that would kill me Hunter. Please, please sign this paper!"
"Nope." Hunter crossed his arm stubbornly. "I'm sorry Billy, but you were the one who married me. If you want out of this marriage, you're gonna have to acknowledge me and divorce me!"
Billy had to take another deep breath. "Ok Hunter," he said slowly. "What do you want?"
"For you to publically acknowledge me as your wife and give this marriage a shot," Hunter replied.
"Ok, for one thing," Billy growled, "You would be my HUSBAND! I don't date feminine men and I sure as hell don't want a ‘wife'. For another thing, I don't want to be with anyone more feminine than me, and you're practically a damn woman!"
"Right, and I'm just so inferior to big, strong, manly Chuck, right?" Hunter mocked, rolling his eyes theatrically. "You married me honey, now you have to face the music!"
"Hunter." Billy leaned forward, looking directly into the tall blonde's eyes. "I will do anything. Just sign the paper and let me marry Chuck, and I'll do anything you want."
"Anything?" Hunter raised an eyebrow.
"Within reason," Billy added quickly.
"Ok." Hunter smirked, leaning forward and licking his lips. "Sex."
"That's not within reason!" Billy objected, paling slightly.
"Is so." Hunter crossed his arms. "You want an annulment, and I want sex!"
"Fine. Listen, I'll just get on the phone, and within an hour, I'll have a guy here - " Billy began.
"Um, no." Hunter snorted. "With YOU, honey. It's gotta be you, or it's no deal."
"And if I refuse?" Billy demanded.
"Well then, I'm just gonna make a little appearance on SmackDown and object to your wedding to Chuck!" Hunter gloated. "Come on Billy. One little night of passion, and I'll never bother you again. Hell, I only married you in the first place ‘cos I wanted to get in your pants!"
"Hunter," Billy groaned. "I can't! I love Chuck, I can't do that to him!"
"Well I'm not gonna tell him, and I'm assuming you won't, so he'll never know," Hunter replied. "Come on Billy. Don't you want it?" He threw back his head, shaking out his long blonde hair. "You know I'm really good in bed, Billy."
"Oh god." Billy closed his eyes for a moment, taking a deep breath. "We're talking like just ONE time, right?"
"Yeah, I guess. Long as it's satisfying." Hunter shrugged.
"Ok. And after we - we - " Billy shuttered. "Afterwards, you'll sign the paper, right?"
"Yep," Hunter announced perkily, combing his fingers through his pretty hair. "God this is gonna be great!"
"And you're gonna be the top, right?" Billy pressed.
Hunter frowned, pausing in his hair combing for a moment. "Do I look like a top to you?" He rolled his eyes before Billy could say anything. "Don't answer that. Do I ACT like a top?"
"Well you're gonna have to be one, because I prefer to be a bottom!" Billy exclaimed testily. "I'm not comfortable being a top. I've only done it a few times with Chuck, because I trust him implicitly and he wanted to try it."
"Billy, honey, do you want me to sign that thing?" Hunter snapped, gesturing to the annulment form.
Billy sighed. "Yes."
"Well then. You'll just have to deal, won't you!" Hunter stood, offering his hand to Billy. "Shall we head to the bedroom?" He raised his eyebrows when Billy didn't move. "Do you want me to turn you on a little first? I could do a nice striptease for you." He ran his hands down his chest, taking hold of his t-shirt and slowly tugging it up over his head, spinning it around in the air a few times, then letting it sail off across the room.
"God, let's just get this over with!" Billy groaned, standing and stomping into the bedroom.
"As you wish!" Hunter grinned, skipping off after Billy and slamming the door to the bedroom after he entered.
"Oh Billy!" Hunter sighed happily, resting back against the pillows, a huge grin on his face. "That was fantastic! Sure you don't wanna do it again?"
"Yes!" Billy winced, resting his head on his hands. "I can't believe I did this! God, I feel so awful for doing this to Chuck!"
"Oh hush up. It was just sex." Hunter closed his eyes, looking happy as can be. "That Chuck sure is lucky! Provided he can convince you to top a lot, that is. Damn."
"Chuck likes being top!" Billy growled. "And I like him being top too! Now please!" He held out the annulment paper and a pen.
Hunter cracked one eye open. "What?"
"Sign the paper!" Billy exclaimed.
Hunter sighed, opening his eyes and sitting up. "You sure you want out of this marriage honey? I haven't had time to show you all my talents yet..." He licked his lip, glancing significantly towards Billy's crotch.
"Yes! I'm marrying Chuck! Now sign!" Billy insisted.
"Fine, fine." Hunter scrawled his name across the paper, handing it back to Billy. "Happy?"
"Yes. Thank you." Billy climbed out of the bed, quickly pulling on his thong, jeans, and shirt. "You swear you'll never tell anyone about any of this?"
"Oh sure, I swear. Like I want people to know you passed up marriage and plenty of sex with me for *Chuck*," Hunter retorted mockingly, rolling his eyes at the name of Billy's fiance.
"I have to get these filed," Billy stated, clutching the signed papers tightly to his chest. "I'm serious Hunter, Chuck can NEVER find out about this!"
"Hey, I won't tell him. I don't wanna get beat up," Hunter muttered.
Billy sighed. "You do realize you could take just about anyone in a fight, right? Besides that, Chuck wouldn't beat you up, he'd just dump me!"
"Well then he doesn't really love you, does he?" Hunter mocked.
"He does love me!" Billy exclaimed. "He loves me more than anything! Now goodbye!" He stomped out and slammed the door behind him, leaving a pouting Hunter in his wake.
A little while later, Billy crept into the room he was sharing with Chuck, slipping off his clothes and crawling into bed with the man he loved. Chuck stirred as Billy spooned against him, turning to face his lover. "Where were you?" the taller man murmured, keeping his eyes closed and wrapping an arm around Billy's trim waist.
"Just had to take care of something," Billy whispered.
"Something for our wedding?" Chuck pressed, his lips twitching in a slight smile.
"Yeah baby." Billy sighed happily, cuddling up to his lover and taking a nice, deep whiff of Chuck's scent. "Just making sure it goes perfectly. I love you, baby. There's nothing I want more than to marry you."
"I know." Chuck's fingers stroked Billy's back lovingly. "I can't wait to be your husband. I love you, Billy."
Billy just smiled, feeling the same happiness that always coursed through his being when Chuck was present. "Hold me?" he whispered.
"Of course." Chuck let his arms close around Billy, pulling the other man against his firm chest. "I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you."
"Me too." Billy took a deep breath, letting himself truly relax for the first time in weeks. "Me too," he breathed.
THE END