"Father?"
Kurt looked up from the newspaper he had been reading. It was during the hour he devoted each day to hearing confessions, and he was sitting in the confessional waiting for his next subject to come along. So far it had been a rather uneventful day, so he hoped to hear something really interesting this time. However, reconizing the southern accent of his visitor, he didn't hold out much hope of that.
"Yes, my child?" he replied, sitting back to listen.
Debra took a deep breath. "Father, I've been doing something that - that I don't think I shoulda been doing. I feel just awful 'bout it."
"What did you do, child?" Kurt prodded.
"Well, I suppose I better list my other sins first," Debra repleid. "I did go to an orgy with the other girls a few days ago. I already said a few prayer to repent for that."
"Good to hear, my child. And the other sin you wish to confess?"
"God this is hard to do." Debra took a deep breath. "Father, I am having an affair."
Kurt blinked. While he knew Debra to participate in an orgy or key-swapping party from time to time, he had never heard of her cheating on Steve with any singular person. He waited a moment for her to continue, gently prodding her when she didn't. "Go on, my child."
"I can tell you just how it started," Debra continued. "You see, I was in the parking lot, and I lost my keys. I dropped then down one of those grates for drainage, if you can believe it. It was late and I didn't know what to do. I didn't have no money, and my phone was locked in the car. I was just about to cry when he came along. He was so sweet, and he offered me a ride back to the hotel. It was almost like a bad movie after that. It was raining by the time we got to the hotel, so we got all sopping wet. He took to his room since my room key was in my car. I guess I could've gotten another, but I just didn't think of it. I was all wet and he said I had to get out those close 'for I catch cold. He was taking off his clothes too, and I just couldn't help looking. He's just gorgeous, he is! He gave me a big t-shirt of his to wear. I came out of the bathroom after changing, and I could caught him - " she paused and cleared her throat. "Well to put it simply, I saw it all. And somehow, before I knew it I was laying next to him in bed and we'd done it!"
Kurt was almost bubbling over with curiousity, but he kept quiet and let her keep talking.
"That ain't all though, father. Ya see, the next morning I woke up to find her hovering over me."
"Her?" Kurt asked, raising his eyebrows.
"Yes, her. His wife."
Kurt smiled, now knowing who it was. He urged her to continue, listening with rapt attension.
"I thought she'd be boiling mad," Debra continued. "I was buck naked in bed with her husband! She grabbed my wrist and pull me into the bathroom. I was so scared, 'cos I know she could beat the tar outta me! But then she got this look in her eyes, and she turned on the shower and shoved me in, then took off her clothes and joined me. We were intimate then, and we kept doing it ever since." Debra paused for a second, wiping tears from her eyes. "What do I do, father? Steve would kill me if he ever found out! And god knows what he would do to Stephie." Debra sniffled, wiping again at her eyes.
Kurt thought for a moment. "How do you feel about Steph?" he asked at last.
"I don't know." Debra sniffed. "I really don't want to lose her, though. I love being with her. But I love Steve too."
Kurt pursed his lips. "My child, be patient on this matter. Take a week to really look at the situation, every part of it. Then come back and talk to me. Alright?"
"Alright. Thank you father," Debra whispered, stepping out of the confessional.
Kurt leaned back in his chair to think, hoping the Rattlesnake
would pay him a visit soon.