Great Edge and Christian
(To the tune of "Charlotte the Harlot" by Iron Maiden)
Striking a pose with your gold in the air, do you see how fans love
you?
Darling you're so damn fine when you block all the moves that they're
trying.
Cutting great promos every night, do you celebrate after?
Darlings you put your belts on the line, and retain them with laughter.
*Chorus*:
Great Edge and Christian show off your gold,
Great Edge and Christian bring the belts home.
Great Edge and Christian let your rivals see blood,
Great Edge and Christian show each other some love.
Taking so many belts home with you, do you love that cool metal?
You pose for a "fiver", It's only for starters.
And wrestling's the main course.
And you've got no bad points, they're just non-existant.
Do you care who gets the pin?
And don't you know you're kicking the ass of everyone that you're wrestling.
*Chorus*
There was a time when you had an argument,
Falling to pieces was your great tag team.
Well darlings you just couldn't stay apart,
Just make your hugs in only the back.
Well darlings you know that we love you both,
Building on pieces of your great tag team.
Well darlings when backstage you're still so close
'Cause you're cuddling up all day.
Striking a pose with your gold in the air, do you see how fans
love you?
Darling you're so damn fine when you block all the moves that they're
trying.
Cutting great promos every night, do you celebrate after?
Darlings you put your belts on the line, and retain them with laughter.
*Chorus*