Sean (X-Pac) "You what?"
Hunter "We had sex. So what?"
S "Whaaaa...why?!?"
H "Because we wanted to. What's your problem?"
S "But...you had sex already?"
H "We've been together for two weeks!"
S "Yeah, but we only broke up a month ago!"
H "So?"
S "So, I haven't slept with anyone yet!"
H "What, you wanted to be first?"
S "Well...no, just..."
H "Come on, you're not even seing anyone! I don't see why you're making such a big deal of this."
S "It's a big deal because we were together for 2 years!"
H "Yeah, but we broke up. And we agreed to just be friends and move on."
S "After a big breakup like that you're not supposed to move on that fast!"
H "And how long was it after I broke up with Shawn when I ended up in bed with you?"
...silence...
H "Come on, how long?"
S "Hmph."
H "How long?"
...mumbled answer...
H "What was that?"
S "Six days!"
H "Exactly. I move on fast."
S "But why HIM?"
H "What's wrong with him? He's a sweetheart, intelligent, and with one HELL of an ass!"
S "But he's so...so innocent. I bet it was his first time, too, wasn't it?"
H "That's none of your business!"
S "Ah hah! It was! I knew it!"
H "So what? I was flattered to be his first."
S "You were my first too, remember that?"
H "That was years before we even dated!"
S "But it was still my first time!"
H "And I'll always charish that. Just please, give him a chance? You're my best friend, I really want you to like him."
...brief pause...
S "I'm really your best friend?"
H "Hell yeah. You've been my best friend ever since we met! You were my best friend back then, you were my best friend when I was with Shawn, you were my best friend when we were together, and you'll still be my best friend in the future, no matter what!"
...silence...
S "Oh Hunter...really?"
H "Yes really! I love you man."
S "I love you too!"
H "Hug?"
S "Hug!"
H "I'm so glad we talked about this."
S "Me too!"
H "So you'll give Kurt a chance?"
S "Sure I will!"
H "Great! Come on, let's go round up some guys and go grab some dinner."
S "Kick ass, let's go!"
H "Off to the catering room!"
...whistling and the sound of footsteps, then silence...