Kurt "What are you doing?"
Hunter "Mmm, what do you think?"
K "Stop it."
H "You don't want me to stop, baby."
K "We shouldn't. You're married!"
H "You're gonna deny me sex because of that?"
K "But it's wrong!"
H "Don't be ridiculous. I married her for money; she married me for protection. I've never even slept with her, and I'm not going to!"
...a pause...
K "Really?"
H "Yes really, baby. Now relax."
K "I...I still don't know."
H "Why are you so nervous? I'm not gonna hurt you."
K "I know. But...but maybe we shouldn't."
H "Oh, baby, we should. I want you."
K "Umm..."
H "Come on, baby, relax!"
K "But, uh, can't we just cuddle again?"
H "Plenty of time for that later. Come over to the bed."
K "Uh...I...I...Hunter I can't!"
H "Why the hell not?"
K "Well, uh, you see, um, well, uh, I...I haven't, exactly."
H "Haven't? Haven't what?"
K "Haven't...done this."
...a stunned silence...
H "You mean....you've never had sex?"
K "Yeah."
H "Wow. Seriously, never?"
K "Yeah, never."
H "With that ass, NEVER?"
K "Never."
H "Wow. Just, wow."
...a brief silence...
K "Do you not want me now?"
H "What?"
K "Maybe I should go."
H "No! Why would I not want you now, baby?"
K "Well, I just thought maybe you'd want someone more experienced."
H "Rather than you? Hell no! I still want you more than anything, and I'd be flattered to be your first."
K "Really?"
H "Definitely."
K "Ok."
...an awkward silence...
K "So, uh, what do we do now?"
H "Well, we should start by moving to the bed."
K "Ok. What now?"
H "Baby, you need to just relax and let your instincts take over! What do you think comes next?"
K "Um...taking off our clothes?"
H "Tsk tsk baby, you've moving awfully fast! What about some foreplay?"
K "Oh ok. So...should we kiss?"
H "That would be an excellent place to start."
...prolonged sounds of kissing....