Shelton "I don't want to have sex."
Charlie "Oh. You sure?"
S "Yes!"
C "I'll do all the work."
S "No."
C *whining* "Come on, Shel! I really wanna have sex!"
S "Well go do it with someone else! Go do it with Kurt!"
C "He doesn't wanna have sex."
S "Well neither do it!"
C *pouting* "Why not?"
S "I'm not in the mood."
C "I'll get you in the mood."
S "I have a headache too."
C "You do not! Come on, please! I am so horny, I really wanna get off!"
S "Then go take care of yourself."
C "That's not as fun, and that's not what I need! I need to get laid!"
S "Aren't there like 30 guys on the roster here? Go find one!"
C "But I don't know most of them! I know you, and I trust you. Please!"
S "I have a boyfriend at home."
C "You do not! Come on, don't you wanna get laid too?"
S "No. I'm trying to focus on my career, and I don't wanna get distracted."
C "Well I'm gonna be here to distract you until you give in! Come on baby, let's just lock the door and go over there on that couch."
S "How the heck did you get this horny?"
C "This is what being around tons of hot half naked guys does to a boy like me! I really really really need to get laid, Shel! Don't you think I'm hot?"
S "Hey! Put your clothes back on, I'm trying to think about my match!"
C "You're thinking about wrestling when I'm standing here naked? Well what if I were to bend over like this?"
S "Ok, now I'm thinking about a different kind of wrestling."
C "You mean it? Can we?"
S "Oh what the hell, I'm not gonna get anything done with you sitting here whining."
C "Yes!"
*sounds of kissing*
S "Hey, what the heck is that bump?"
C "Uh, duh?"
S "No! Not that one, this one in the couch."
C *laughing* "It's a tape recorder! I heard they found some of those a while ago, guess whoever's doing it is back!"
S "That's not funny! This whole thing could've been heard by the guys!"
C "Yeah, so? Like they don't think we're having sex already?"
S "That's not the point!"
C "Well who cares! The important thing here is that I AM getting some!"
S "What do I do with this?"
C "I dunno, throw it at the wall and forget about it. Let's get started!"
S "Fine. Mmmm, definitely time to get started!"
*a thud, then static*