Candice “Men’s locker room.”
T “In a towel?”
C “Yep. And if a freak gust of wind happens to blow my towel away, so be it!”
T “Candice!”
C “Oh, don’t be jealous. Gay boys make the most hilarious faces when they see a naked female body. It’s a riot!”
T “Candice, I don’t want you exposing yourself to those boys!”
C “You know, I’m getting a little tired of your controlling demands. Just the other day you told me not to change in front of the other girls.”
T “You weren’t changing, you were stripping! Victoria even gave you a dollar.”
C “I borrowed a dollar from her earlier, she was just repaying me.”
T “She stuck it in your thong!”
C “Well I didn’t have any pockets, where else was it supposed to go?”
T “I’m sure you could think of places!”
C “Now now, Torrie, aren’t you supposed to be a good girl?”
T “I have to, to balance you out!”
C “Stop yelling at me! I’m an adult, and if I wanna torment the gay boys with me beautiful body, I will!”
T “I’m your girlfriend, I should be the only one to see you naked!”
C “Torrie, honey, really. Is that at all realistic? Besides, at least I’m not sleeping with another woman, like you.”
…a moment of shocked silence…
T “I…I…I’m not.”
C “Don’t deny it, I saw you and Victoria coming out of that closet.”
T “It only happened once! It was an accident – a mistake, I mean.”
C "Well, there's only one solution here."
T "You're not gonna break up with me, are you?"
C *laughs* "Of course not, you're my girl! No, the only solution is...Threesome!"
T "Threesome?"
C "Yep. As in 3 pussies, 6 breasts, and a whole lot of fun!"
T "But Victoria's dating Mickey now."
C "No problem. Foursome! That's 4 pu-"
T "No! Candice, I am not having a foursome!"
C "Why not? You've done it before."
T "I have not!"
C "Oh yeah? What do you call you, Nidia, Jamie, and Billy all in one bed?"
T "I - I - that doesn't count! It was really just me with Nidia and Jamie with Billy. So it was really just two couples who happeend to be having sex in the same room."
C "Foursome!"
T "Candice, stop it."
C "Stop bossing me around. You knew I was playful when we started going out, did you expect that to change? I'm a sex kitten!"
T "But you're supposed to be MY sex kitten."
C "Oh, honey, I am!"
...soft rustling noise...
T "Candice, you dropped your towel."
C "I know."
T "What - what are you doing? The door's not locked!"
C "So? C'mere."
...sound of kissing...
T "Hey! Gimme back my bra! Someone could walk in any second!"
C "Then someone'll be lucky."
T "Mmm. Candice, that feels so good."
C *chuckles* "I know my way around a lady. Lay down, baby."
T "Ok. God this cushion is uneaven!"
C "Ooh, you think we're bugged?"
T "No. Now come on!"
C "Hold up, I want my baby to be comfortable."
...fumbling...
C "Hey, we are bugged! Look at that."
T "Throw that stupid thing away and get to it!"
C "Mmm, I like the way you yell when you're horny. Let's leave the mic out, give whoever's listening a good thrill."
T "Candice, no."
C "Ooh, even better, how 'bout this?"
T "NO! Get that away from me!"
C "How 'bout this, then?"
...rubbing noise...
T "Candice, that's disgusting! You don't know where that's been!"
C "I know where it just was, though. Same place I'm about to be."
T "Candice - oh, mmm, baby. Baby - throw the mic away, please?"
C *muffled* "Fine."
...loud clunk, then distant moaning...