Christian: "What do you want to do tonight?"
Edge: "Sex."
C "Sex?"
E "Sex."
C "Just sex?"
E "Dinner too?"
C "Dinner?"
E "Dinner."
C "Where?"
E "Where do you want?"
C "Somewhere Italian."
E "Can do."
C "Can we see a movie too?"
E "Porn?"
C "No! A regular movie!"
E "Like?"
C "I don't know."
E "We can watch one in our hotel room after sex."
C "Ok."
E "Good."
...A pause...
C "Why are you looking at me like that?"
E "You're beautiful."
C "Oh no."
E "Please?"
C "Here?!?"
E "Why not?"
C "Where?"
E "Couch?"
C "What if someone comes in?"
E "There's a lock on the door."
C "No."
E "Oh come on!"
C "Later."
E "Why?"
C "Because!"
E "Come on, just come sit by me."
C "No."
E "Baby, c'mere."
C "Oh don't go taking off your clothes!"
E "C'mere."
C "Someone could walk in!"
E "So lock the door!"
C "Fine."
E "Fine?"
C "Fine I'll lock the door!"
E "Baby, I want you!"
C "I'm tired."
E "You are not."
C "Am so! Oh, it's fine for you; all you have to do is lay there and moan! I have to do the work!"
E "I'll ride you then, so I do the work."
C "Well..."
E "Come on, baby."
C "God you look incredible."
E "And I'm all yours."
C "Ok."
E "Ok?"
C "Ok."
E "Then come here."
C "On my way...hang on...what's that in that plant...is that a microphone?"
E "It's a bug! Get rid of it; who knows who would be listening!"
C "What pervert bugged our locker room?!?"
E "Just get rid of it!"
C "Ok."
...Sound of some fumbling, then static...
The Sequel:
My Treat