Christian: "What do you want to do tonight?"

 Edge: "Sex."

 C "Sex?"

 E "Sex."

 C "Just sex?"

 E "Dinner too?"

 C "Dinner?"

 E "Dinner."

 C "Where?"

 E "Where do you want?"

 C "Somewhere Italian."

 E "Can do."

 C "Can we see a movie too?"

 E "Porn?"

 C "No! A regular movie!"

 E "Like?"

 C "I don't know."

 E "We can watch one in our hotel room after sex."

 C "Ok."

 E "Good."

 ...A pause...

 C "Why are you looking at me like that?"

 E "You're beautiful."

 C "Oh no."

 E "Please?"

 C "Here?!?"

 E "Why not?"

 C "Where?"

 E "Couch?"

 C "What if someone comes in?"

 E "There's a lock on the door."

 C "No."

 E "Oh come on!"

 C "Later."

 E "Why?"

 C "Because!"

 E "Come on, just come sit by me."

 C "No."

 E "Baby, c'mere."

 C "Oh don't go taking off your clothes!"

 E "C'mere."

 C "Someone could walk in!"

 E "So lock the door!"

 C "Fine."

 E "Fine?"

 C "Fine I'll lock the door!"

 E "Baby, I want you!"

 C "I'm tired."

 E "You are not."

 C "Am so! Oh, it's fine for you; all you have to do is lay there and moan! I have to do the work!"

 E "I'll ride you then, so I do the work."

 C "Well..."

 E "Come on, baby."

 C "God you look incredible."

 E "And I'm all yours."

 C "Ok."

 E "Ok?"

 C "Ok."

 E "Then come here."

 C "On my way...hang on...what's that in that plant...is that a microphone?"

 E "It's a bug! Get rid of it; who knows who would be listening!"

 C "What pervert bugged our locker room?!?"

 E "Just get rid of it!"

 C "Ok."

 ...Sound of some fumbling, then static...
 

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