Rob: "Hey hot stuff."
Edge: "Get lost."
R "Why?"
E "Because I'm taken!"
R "I'm ok with sharing."
E "Pig."
R "Am not."
E "Are too!"
R "Hey, I'm ok with your boyfriend coming along. He's a babe!"
E "Don't talk that way about my boyfriend!"
R "But it's true."
E "Of course it is, but you still shouldn't comment on the looks of MY boyfriend!"
R "Let's not fight; we're friends."
E "Ha."
R "Come to dinner with me."
E "No."
R "I'll pay."
E "No."
R "You can get whatever you want."
...slight pause...
E "Still no."
R "I'll take you to the most expensive place in town!"
...long pause...
E "Well...can my boyfriend come?"
R "Sure as hell can!"
E "What do you want in exchange?"
R "Just your company...and a kiss."
E "A kiss?"
R "A kiss."
E "From both of us?"
R "Preferably."
E "I don't know..."
R "I'm extremely good with my feet, you know...if you wanna sit across from me."
E "Well...ok. I'll go. But you'd better be a gentleman!"
R "I will, baby."
E "Good."
Christian: "What's going on here?"
E "He's taking us out to dinner."
C "He's paying?"
E "Yep, and we can order anything we want!"
C "Sweet!"
E "There's a price, though."
C "Sex?"
E "No! Just a kiss."
C "From us both?"
E "Yep."
C "Awesomeness! You rule dude!"
R "Thanks...so, I could've asked for sex?"
E "Not without getting slapped!"
C "But if we have fun tonight, there's always a chance."
E "A small one."
R "Sounds good to me! Ready to go?"
C "Yep."
E "Yep."
R "Let's go then."
...sound of door opening and closing, then silence...
The Sequel:
Not Again