Ivory "You're so pretty."
Jackie "I'm busy."
I "Well?"
J "Well what?"
I "I just said you were pretty! Aren't you at least going to say ‘Thank you'?"
J "No. And get your hand off of there."
I "Which one?"
J "The one on the desk; which do you think??? The one touching my breast!"
I "But what if I want to touch your breast?"
J "Tough."
I "Come on! You've been at this all night!"
J "And I'm not finished yet. I've got to brush up on my moves if I'm gonna fight that redneck bastard."
I "Oh you're not seriously going to go through with that, are you?"
J "Of course I am! Why should I back down when it was him who insulted me?"
I "Um, how about because he's twice your size!!! He'll tear you apart!"
J "He won't have time to! I'll kick his ass!"
I "Huh. Well I doubt that, but I hope you're not relying on his ‘manners' to stop him from hitting a lady! He hasn't got any!"
J "I know that; I challenged him because he insulted me, remember?"
I "Well this is all stupid if you ask me. I would've just kicked him in the balls and run."
J "Your solution; not mine."
I "Well maybe it should be."
J "Well maybe you should be quiet so a girl can study her fighting moves!"
I "You're not doing this."
J "I am."
I "You're not; I need you in one piece!"
J "Still am."
I "Ok, how ‘bout this; you kick him in the balls, then I jump him from behind and we beat the shit out of him. That would show him!"
J "No, that wouldn't....well, hell, actually that sounds pretty good! After all, the sista who fights dirty kicks her opponent's ass!"
I "Right! Now that we've got that settled, come to bed."
J "I am awful tired..."
I "Not what I meant, and you know it!"
J "Oh, I know it..."
*sound of footsteps, then mattress springs sinking*
I "This is so much better...mmm..."
J "Mmmhmm...damn, help me get this knot out!"
I "It's really stuck...why did you tie it like that??"
J "So my breasts wouldn't fall out of my shirt?"
I "No need to be rude...got it! Now let's....ow!"
J "What?"
I "I don't know, there's something under these covers..."
J "What the hell, it's a mic!"
I "Those two blonde surfer boys did warn me they'd found a few bugs..."
J "Chuck it outside...if it's still there tomorrow, we'll stick it in Bradshaw's bag after we whoop his ass."
I "Just a sec, I'll do that. Don't you move!"
*a loud clunk, then static...*